The further we get from Mount Sinai, the greater the moral decline.
By the year 2050, America’s nursing homes and shopping malls will be filled with elderly women who have pierced clits and tattoos on their lower backs. Almost all senior citizens will swear constantly, and will frequently use the phrase, "That’s gay, dude".
80-year old men will play video games and drink 40’s. Old ladies will leave comments on other old ladies’ Myspace pages that read "BeZt B3liVe DiS b!ch B DaT fYa! d0N b H4Tn 0n M3 Ni99Az!".
Oldies stations will play Marilyn Manson and Three Six Mafia. Grandpa’s ashtray will have blunt roaches in it.
Oldies stations will play Marilyn Manson and Three Six Mafia. Grandpa’s ashtray will have blunt roaches in it.
Worse than all of this, what are the implications for the children of the future? I don’t even want to imagine how bad kids will be forty years from now.
