Lowell Cohn writes: During the year I researched my book about his return to Stanford football — 1992 — Walsh would take me places or put me in situations he wanted me to see, understand and write about. Sometimes, he didn’t say what he was doing. He just presented me with life unfolding.
One time, he was explicit. This was not about officiating. I’ll get to that. It was just before Big Game at Memorial Stadium and he was disgusted with the facilities for the visiting team at the old stadium, now spiffed up. He took me by the arm, showed me the two toilet stalls for an entire football team, both stalls without doors, showed me toilet water flowing along the floor.
“This is an insulting locker room,” he said. “It’s a sophomoric trick to present a team with something like this. The Pac-10 should say you have two years to bring it up to standard. But they don’t care about the players. They wonder where they can hold their meetings next year.”
OK, so you have an idea about Walsh, how he showed me things. Cut to the Blockbuster Bowl against Penn State, Jan. 1, 1993, at Joe Robbie Stadium in Miami Gardens, Fla. Stanford won 24-3. Walsh and I were alone before the game in the coaches’ room, a sterile, small room with cubicles. The other coaches already were on the field, but Walsh lingered, sitting in a chair. I didn’t know why we weren’t outside with everyone else.
“I don’t get nervous for games anymore,” Walsh confessed, his voice dreamy. “That’s neither good nor bad. I just don’t get nervous.”
Pretty soon, the head official walked into the room. Oh, Walsh had been waiting for him. And I had been waiting for him without knowing it. Walsh did not stand up for the official. They did not shake hands as I recall. The official asked in an official voice if Walsh planned to run any special plays, gimmick plays, stuff like that. The official wanted to know what was coming so he and his crew wouldn’t assess a penalty because they saw something they didn’t understand, hadn’t been prepared for. Turns out this is standard procedure, but I didn’t know.
Walsh mentioned one play where the offensive tackles split off the line. “We like to play around with that,” Walsh said. “We don’t expect much from it.” Then he described a few play-action passes in an uninterested, pro forma way. The official made a mental note, turned around and walked out. When the official was gone, Walsh said to me, “That’s so the officials won’t screw it up.”
I had been with him for months and never remembered discussing officials. So, I asked about penalty calls. He stood up — wearily, I thought. “Penalties are like the weather,” he said. “If it’s going to rain, I don’t say, ‘It’s raining. It’s unfair.’
