* If a White coed gets impregnated by a Black football player but she decides to abort the Black baby, is she considered a KKK White supremacist? After all her White privilege murdered a Black body just like Officer Darren Wilson did.
* “Too many tutors were having sex with the athletes.”
This expression always cracks me up. What is the correct number of tutors having sex with athletes?
* I’m now wondering if part of the hidden payoff is the opportunity to have sex with college girls, some of whom just love tutoring athletes…
* “Football teams act out a very literal metaphor of military conquest, struggling to conquer terrain from each other with the percentage of the 100-yard field left to subjugate immediately calculable.”
You would think football would be more popular in the world of Islam. At the very least teams in this country could adobt Islamic monikers. The Saracens maybe? Any other suggestions?
* I imagine that every Islamic team would be some variation of the Shahada. Which would get really confusing when every other player was named Mohammed.
Question: “Did you see yesterday when Mohammed crossed the line of scrimmage when There is No god but God was playing against Mohammad is His Prophet?”
Answer: “God is Great, and Mohammad is his Prophet!”
“One of the most fascinating revelations regarding Luther’s identity, though, is the fact that she played a role in Christakis becoming master of Silliman College in the first place. In her tirade, Luther screams “Who the fuck hired you?” at Christakis. But further research reveals that Luther actually served on the search committee that chose Christakis as the master of Silliman College. So, when Luther screams “who the fuck hired you,” the answer is, in some part, herself.”
* Something that Black people on the internet often say is that in the 21st Century the KKK took off their white sheets and traded them in for Armani suits and briefcases to work in Wall Street, Washington D.C, and Silicon Valley and that is why Blacks have the odds stacked against them in the job market.
They are basically saying the KKK run the political and business world. The irony is that they are actually complimenting the KKK without even knowing it because they believe this group went from being low IQ inbred White trash who have sex with their family members and live in poverty to triple digit IQ people who run Fortune 500 companies and live in multi-million dollar mansions and penthouses. Talk about evolving big time and lifting yourself up from their bootstraps. The KKK is evidence that the American dream of rising up from rags to riches is alive and well.
