Before Jane consents to marry our hapless hero, she must consider the following:
a) Poverty. Can she live in it indefinitely?
b) Ostracism. How many friends is she willing to lose due to Luke’s Aspeberger-induced idiosyncrasies.
c) Denial. She is marrying a man who loves yoga, seeks a massage therapist’s license and listens to Air Supply. In other words, a flaming homosexual.
d) Cunnilingus. Never again in her life.