Before Marrying Our Hero

Before Jane consents to marry our hapless hero, she must consider the following:

a) Poverty. Can she live in it indefinitely?
b) Ostracism. How many friends is she willing to lose due to Luke’s Aspeberger-induced idiosyncrasies.
c) Denial. She is marrying a man who loves yoga, seeks a massage therapist’s license and listens to Air Supply. In other words, a flaming homosexual.
d) Cunnilingus. Never again in her life.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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