I Am Ready To Share My Holocaust Story

From my live cam:

guest33:  Mister Ford, I know that you are much older than you look.  And I know that you were merely adopted into the Ford family.
guest33:  When are you going to share with us your Holocaust story?
guest33:  The tale of personal redemption that enabled you to make it out of Treblinka whole, sane, and set for personal growth?
ChaimAmalek:  You would go farther in Hollywood if you shared your Holocaust experience with us
ChaimAmalek:  How you once visited the Museum of Tolerance with a date, and then began to flashback….
ChaimAmalek:  ….to the time you were watching "Schindler’s List" with a hostile but bosomy shiksa
YourMoralLeader:  i need to make congress — I have a sweeping vision
SeymourButts:  Hey. YML. If you need Congress with a woman, how about Michelle Obama, Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton?
ChaimAmalek:  If you were making decent money, you would be able to buy yourself a congresswoman.
ChaimAmalek:  Then the two of you could legislate your brains out.
ChaimAmalek:  I am trying to raise serious money to get a job
ChaimAmalek:  I figure I need a million or so dollars to become a United States Senator

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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