guest33: Mister Ford, I know that you are much older than you look. And I know that you were merely adopted into the Ford family.
guest33: When are you going to share with us your Holocaust story?
guest33: The tale of personal redemption that enabled you to make it out of Treblinka whole, sane, and set for personal growth?
ChaimAmalek: You would go farther in Hollywood if you shared your Holocaust experience with us
ChaimAmalek: How you once visited the Museum of Tolerance with a date, and then began to flashback….
ChaimAmalek: ….to the time you were watching "Schindler’s List" with a hostile but bosomy shiksa
YourMoralLeader: i need to make congress — I have a sweeping vision
SeymourButts: Hey. YML. If you need Congress with a woman, how about Michelle Obama, Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton?
ChaimAmalek: If you were making decent money, you would be able to buy yourself a congresswoman.
ChaimAmalek: Then the two of you could legislate your brains out.
ChaimAmalek: I am trying to raise serious money to get a job
ChaimAmalek: I figure I need a million or so dollars to become a United States Senator
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)
"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)