BernieMadoff: Joy to the world!
BernieMadoff: Today we mark the birth of the REAL Moshiach, the One who can and will forgive ALL my sins.
BernieMadoff: But will the hordes of angry Jews parked out in front of my apartment on Park Avenue take the hint? I doubt it.
BernieMadoff: I’m thinking of doing Chinese today. But I don’t know any Asian women.
BernieMadoff: Today is a good day for a Jew to get things done.
BernieMadoff: Jesus forgives my sins. Why can’t the Jews?
YourMoralLeader: I forgive you
YourMoralLeader: on behalf of the Jews
BernieMadoff: I have had guests of late.
BernieMadoff: Elliot Spitzer stopped by to give me moral support.
BernieMadoff: Mind you, I"ve given my fair share of money to the NAACP.
BernieMadoff: I just wish they had entrusted their money to me
AussieBuds: AussieBudsdownUnder
BernieMadoff: Sounds quite, how do they put it? gay
BernieMadoff: Not that there is anything wrong with gay
BernieMadoff: I saw a gay dermatologist the other day to treat my dry skin
BernieMadoff: He was both efficient and thorough
Joe emails: I had bagels and nova at Mel Gibson’s this morning. So Mel’s opening presents – and Hutton’s bitching about the Jews ruining the weather on Christmas – only to turn to me and say: How’d you know? A first edition of Paul Johnson’s ‘A History of the Jews’! He told me he’s going to read it when he leaves to direct his next picture — Paul Theroux’s ‘Train log to Oscwiem.’
