I just took my car in to get smogged. $90. It failed. It had three fuel lines riding loose and the wiring to sensors had been illegally modified and the ignition timing was off and the fuel evaporative controls had been disconnected and the carbon fuel injection modified.
So I took it to my mechanic and $375 later my car runs like a dream (and passed the second smog inspection). I just want to drive it around all day and sniff cheap gasoline.
It’s these small gentle pleasures from HaShem that make life worth living.