I hate it when women use my religion against me when I try to fulfill my biological (if immoral) imperatives.
Just this week a completely secular Jewess repeatedly lambasted me as a pervert (because I asked her to toss her hair, it was long and curly) and a defiler of my faith.
And to think I was willing to sit in a trafe restaurant to receive this abuse.
A shiksa girlfriend when I asked her for blowjobs would respond, "When the Torah says no, it means no. Besides, you had more than enough before you met me."
I don’t think four is too much.
I plan to take these lemons and make lemonade by nurturing my spiritual gift for chastity.
Chaim Amalek says: "Seriously, you are too old and insufficiently wealthy for this shtick. I suspect that it creeps most women out. Remember – you are now closer to 60 than to 20. You are in the mid-September of your life. Try to have a good sabbath."
