A friend: Why aren’t you rich? Why aren’t you married? Why aren’t you a father?
Luke: You first.
Friend: This is not a Craigslist ad, where we negotiate who gets the right of first refusal by being second to send along a photo.
Luke: Because of my own failings to prioritize earnings and community over everything else.
Friend: Nebech, you would have had it all had you stayed in porn.
* Normally I awake on my own, but this morning my alarm brought me out of a vivid dream that I was reduced to living out of my van and was begging friends to let me park and live on their property.
* I overheard today a Yid saying: “A Jewish guy from New York who was in the textile business got a good deal? There’s a shock.”
