Happy Hump Day!

* I was going about my way humbly and quietly, following G-d’s commandments, and the shiksa next door says to me, “Happy Hump Day!” L-rd, send Moshiach now!

* How about we stop illegal immigration and deport illegals and sterilize social nuisances, and thus free up water for American citizens in California?

* Just heard a Jewish parent berate his teenage kid for putting his girlfriend before his own family… All normal teens do this. Who texts their mom at 1am?

* I once asked a boss, “What’s the first thing you look forward to doing when you retire?”
Boss: “Firing you.”

* I watched this old Jew tell the hot latina in the restaurant: “Your vegetables are so fresh. They’re restaurant quality. Top of the line. Your greens are delicious. Your artichokes are to die for.”

* Many bosses don’t like it when I text while they talk to me, prompting comments like this: “Put that phone away! You’re a millenial! Do you do that at the other office?”

* If you had to go to the pharmacy with your 13-year old kid to pick him up STD medication, would you loudly berate your kid while in line to teach him a lesson?

* Anybody have a conversation about race with their barista? I can’t wait for someone to get shot over this Starbucks experiment.

* Would dating a Mexican count as racial treason, even if she were Jewish? Perhaps I need to get her DNA first to see if she is of European stock.

Luke Ford At 48, a man needs to think realistically.
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Darren Melamed Why start now?
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Chaim Amalek I say you forget the whole racial angle here and embrace your inner miscegenator. If you meet some sweet pretty 20 year old black woman with a mania for older white dudes, go for it.
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Chaim Amalek After all, if a Yellow woman was good enough for your great great grandpa and his genes, a Black woman should be good enough for you and yours.
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Chaim Amalek Properly bred, a white man crossed with a black woman might well produce a superior sort of human being: the Kwisatz Haderach.
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Steven Ben-Off Abrams “Texican’ Eva Longoria’s DNA test results: 70% White European, 27% Native American and 3% African.

Luke Ford At 48, a man needs to think realistically.
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Darren Melamed Why start now?
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Chaim Amalek I say you forget the whole racial angle here and embrace your inner miscegenator. If you meet some sweet pretty 20 year old black woman with a mania for older white dudes, go for it.
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Chaim Amalek After all, if a Yellow woman was good enough for your great great grandpa and his genes, a Black woman should be good enough for you and yours.
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Chaim Amalek Properly bred, a white man crossed with a black woman might well produce a superior sort of human being: the Kwisatz Haderach.
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Steven Ben-Off Abrams “Texican’ Eva Longoria’s DNA test results: 70% White European, 27% Native American and 3% African.

Lilian D’Or Honestly, and I say it with love, a ten year difference is the max appropriate norm. Beyond ten years is playing with fire. Sometimes it works like Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas. Yet, a huge age gap did not work with Paul McCartney and his ex. Usually, the white men in their late 40s and 50s who marry women in their 20s and early 30s are the ones who acquired a south Asian wife with the prospect of a better life in the west. Or with a Russian/Ukrainian mail order bride. The white women they can get are usually around their age.
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Lilian D’Or Maybe find a nice Russian Jewish lady who longs to get out of the cold and be in sunny California with you.
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Luke Ford God wants me to reproduce.
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Lilian D’Or I knew a 21 year old white Army kid who married a 40 year old philippina woman. She gets to be a stay at home wife in the US away from her village. He gets to be deployed in Iraq to have his money be sent to her parents in the Philippines. They have been married for about 10 years. Almost all of his white platoon married Philippino women.
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Christoph Donnellan Death of The West.
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Chaim Amalek I agree with you Lilian But where does that leave the man who wants to have a children? Older women simply are not likely to work out for that purpose. So perhaps in that case, it is better to marry someone much younger knowing full well that it is n…See More
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Lilian D’Or Only Luke can contain the fire of an 18 year old woman.
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Luke Ford Who cares. The Cowboys signed Greg Hardy.

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I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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