* A Jewish dilemma — when the only person who wants to rent your place on AirBNB for the weekend is shvartze.
* Just saw a secular Jew get stuck into an Orthodox jew for using the word “Shvartze.”
* A man in Borough Park is tired of not getting aliyot (call to the Torah). So he moves to Flatbush and announces he’s a Cohen. At his first minyan, the gabbai asks if there are any Cohenim. The guy says yes and the gabbai says, “Would you please step outside with the other three Cohenim. We have three (ahuvim) mandatory people who must get an aliyah.”
* Why do women have sex with men and not get paid for it?
