FRAUD! John McCain Volunteer Did It To Herself

It turns out she did it to herself! I’m such an idiot! I never even suspected.

Jim emails:

Way to follow up on the John McCain story.

Let’s see…bury it down at the bottom of the page, just put a link to the update story, leave the original story. Good job. You’re quite the reporter.

Anybody with even half a mind could have seen this story was suspicious to begin with. First, the "B" that was scratched into this woman’s face was backwards…the result one would get if using a mirror to do the scratching. Second, it was awfully neat. Not the result one would expect from an enraged attacker trying to carve something in a struggling victim’s face.

But whatever. You were able to raise the specter of scary, violent black people running wild.

Here’s the original report:

PITTSBURGH — A 20-year-old woman who was robbed at an ATM in Bloomfield was also maimed by her attacker, apparently because of her political views, police said.

…Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, was using an ATM at Liberty Avenue and Pearl Street in Bloomfield just before 9 p.m. on Wednesday when a man approached her and put a knife to her throat. Police spokeswoman Diane Richard said the robber took $60 from Todd, then became angry when he saw a McCain bumper sticker on the victim’s car. The attacker then punched and kicked the victim, before using the knife to scratch the letter "B" into her face, Richard said.

…The robber is described as a dark-skinned black man, 6 feet 4 inches tall, 200 pounds with a medium build, short black hair and brown eyes.

palestine4ever:  FAIL
palestine4ever:  homely, overweight virgin republican gets assaulted by the big black buck of her most secret masturbatory fantasies
palestine4ever:  and you fell for it!
palestine4ever:  I just don’t know what to say.
palestine4ever:  Spallone taught you nothing.
palestine4ever:  I can only hope the rebbes are making some progress
SexyP:  *wave*
SexyP:  LUKE, you belong at the LA Times!
SexyP:  Shul, shmul!
SexyP:  That’s what you sould be doing.
SexyP:  I so see you as an investigative journalist at a high-end rag pissing people off!
SexyP:  The next Geraldo Rivera!
SexyP:  You could then get a job at Fox News and your own show one day!
SexyP:  I rather work at CNN or MSNBC.  But I’m a moderate Democrat.
SexyP:  You could even request to work at home and tell them being on cam will better your new column for the LA Times.
palestine4ever:  I’m sure there’s a huge demand at a metro daily for the scandal of some rebbe’s dirty socks.
palestine4ever:  The goy is too Jewish for the mainstream.
palestine4ever:  And too goy for the Jews.
SexyP:  He has to get away from them before they squash his identity and personality.
palestine4ever:  Hence his torment.
SexyP:  He can still stay Jjewish but why an extreme Jew??
SexyP:  He would be so much happier without the guilt.
palestine4ever:  Because he craves the acceptance of the hardcore Jews that won’t have him.
palestine4ever:  It’s Luke, he can’t live without setting himself up for rejection before God, his father, etc.
SexyP:  Glutton for punishment?
palestine4ever:  He likes what he’s writing now, though in truth all of the rebbe stuff is probably of interest only to himself and the people discussed.
palestine4ever:  Luke, a group of college republicans attacked me and forced me to wear preppy shirts with the collars popped.
SexyP:  I told him before he sould go into mainstream celebrity Hollywood.  Big money in that and you get invited to all the parties.
palestine4ever:  Yes.
palestine4ever:  He should have been Perez Hilton.
SexyP:  Did they also carve the letter B into your face P?
palestine4ever:  Nah, they just stapled their W-2 income statements to my chest.
palestine4ever:  It’s a republican thing.
SexyP:  He could teach Perez a few lessons!
SexyP:  Luke is more hated!
palestine4ever:  That + $1.90 = cup of coffee
palestine4ever:  Perez has a career.
palestine4ever:  Luke has vegan oatmeal.
palestine4ever:  Such is life.
stewartmartha:  hello
palestine4ever:  Hello Martha.
palestine4ever:  Big fan here.
SexyP:  I also told him if you don’t want to go the way of celebrity Hollywood, then be the Matt Drudge and Perez Hilton of politics!
palestine4ever:  He’d have to study it.
SexyP:  Hello *waves*
palestine4ever:  Luke doesn’t know a lot about politics
palestine4ever:  Or rather views it all through his Judaized frame of reference.
SexyP:  He talks a lot about it already.
palestine4ever:  He was "disappointed" in Sarah Palin.
SexyP:  Did he know that much about what he previously blogged about?
palestine4ever:  This at a time when she had become a national disaster.
palestine4ever:  No but he researched.
palestine4ever:  I don’t see him putting that effort into anything but the Jew stuff.
stewartmartha:  and eating lol
SexyP:  He can research politics.
palestine4ever:  Hm.
SexyP:  I also told him about Jewish celebrities.
palestine4ever:  But he won’t.
palestine4ever:  πŸ™‚
palestine4ever:  He had a chance to get into Heeb magazine, which was right up his alley and a good stepping stone.
SexyP:  Heeb?
palestine4ever:  He just kept trying to turn the article into a blog post though.
palestine4ever:  There were many amusing emails posted about it.
SexyP:  He already has a name and connections.  Why throw it all away to have people telling him no you can’t write this or talk about that.
palestine4ever:  This makes sense to you and me.
palestine4ever:  But it does not make sense to Luke.
SexyP:  I could be his agent if I lived near there.  The ideas I’ve had for him.
palestine4ever:  lol
SexyP:  But he won’t listen.
palestine4ever:  Chaim has been giving him many ideas for many years.
palestine4ever:  Luke’s happy doing what he’s doing, I guess.
SexyP:  Reality show for one!
SexyP:  He’s already on cam.
SexyP:  And who else has had his life!
stewartmartha:  a musical would be nice
palestine4ever:  He’d have to go back to porn.
palestine4ever:  Watching Luke pick up children from school and going to Jew church = not very interesting TV.
SexyP:  Don’t say the P word.  He edited out on his blog when I said it.
palestine4ever:  Yeah.
SexyP:  *they’re watching*
palestine4ever:  This would be great TV here.
palestine4ever:  A middle aged man with a beard flossing.
palestine4ever:  There’s a devoted but quite small audience interested in that πŸ™
SexyP:  From a former P blogger to now a Jewsih blogger kicked out of so many Shuls.  
stewartmartha:  maybe some jewish rapp would be the ticket
palestine4ever:  Okay.
palestine4ever:  Now try making 14 30 minute episodes about it.
palestine4ever:  He doesn’t do much.
guest24:  the bathroom is the place for flossing your teeth – yuck
palestine4ever:  And the interesting parts are all gone from his life.
palestine4ever:  Matt Welch, Emanuelle and all of those folks
palestine4ever:  Rob Spallone and Jimmy D
stewartmartha:  was that a pube
SexyP:  Spallone is selling ice cream now.
palestine4ever:  Now it’s down to Luke and the rebbe’s tube sock controversy

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