The new trend on Tinder is for the hookers to post inspirational sayings on their profiles. I just matched with a 22yo ho (I assume she’s a pro, who knows she might be a Reform rabbi) named Kaelani whose profile reads: “Knowledge without religion will no more sanctify than painted fire will burn, or the sight of water cleanse.” Perhaps she loves Torah?
Katerine, 19yo, says: “Turn you inside out and lick you like a crisp packet.”
Man, norms have changed since I was 19.
