Australia Needs Me

I’ve been reading up on the bloke who will likely be Australia’s next prime minister, Malcolm Turnbull, and I can’t find anything that excites me (he’s for gay marriage, etc). Tony Abbott seems to lurch from misstep to misstep. No Aussie leader excites me right now. Maybe I need to return home and rescue the country. I want to unite the world’s Anglo-Saxon tribes under the leadership of a charismatic monarch. I’ve got the answer to The Wasp Question.

We need a new reality show — Who Wants To Be Australia’s Prime Minister?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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