I’ve been reading up on the bloke who will likely be Australia’s next prime minister, Malcolm Turnbull, and I can’t find anything that excites me (he’s for gay marriage, etc). Tony Abbott seems to lurch from misstep to misstep. No Aussie leader excites me right now. Maybe I need to return home to rescue the country. I want to unite the world’s Anglo-Saxon tribes under the leadership of a charismatic monarch. I’ve got the answer to The Wasp Question.
We need a new reality show — Who Wants To Be Australia’s Prime Minister?
