I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan. I have no allegiance to Seattle or New England. I don’t know who I’ll root for. I might have to wait for the game to get going.
* My flu has given me the ideal voice for movie trailers, so I sneak up on people and orate, “In a world…”
* I just heard a mother plead with her kids, “If you ever have the opportunity to put a USB port in your brain, please don’t do it.”
