Signs A Woman Is A Tinder Whore

* Her profile says, “I will do anything to avoid carrying a credit card balance.”
* Her profile says, “Do you believe in us?”
* “I’ve set up a private chat room for you at…”
* “I’m getting off Tinder, too many creepers, text me here and let’s meet up.”

Chaim Amalek: “Luke, your problem is that you have not been using the correct filters to find your match. In the future, simply ask every date for the age of the earth, and consider only those who give a Halachikly correct answer of 5775 years.”

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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