* One girl says: “I have live all my life in California ..studied Midwifery also a hair stylist. am now in Ghana /west of Africa to visit my sick mum .I will return to the state very soon”
* Met a girl on OKCupid who wrote: “First of all, I’m polyamorous and pretty picky about who’s a likely potential partner, but I’m always happy to meet interesting people in the area to chat with and socialize with. I am new to living on the Westside and it would be nice to meet some friends. And well, the more I like you, the more likely I am eventually to want to date you. Shocking, that!
As for more about me, I’m interested in academic study of history, legal systems and religion, especially Judaism…”
* Met a girl on OKCupid who described herself as a “down to earth and humble educated Mexican.”
* Another girl: My self-summary
I have a stellar Star Trek paper mâché collection and I do believe in dinosaurs
What I’m doing with my life
I work the streets trying to pay that rent
I’m really good at
Making farting noises. I can make a farting noise with any of my body parts & i take my great pride in it.
* I met a girl on OKCupid who wrote: The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
I think I once slept with a retarded person
* If some guy would go out and deliver a final solution to all the hookers mucking up my Tinder feed, he’d be doing a mitzvah.
* It’s not fair. Every woman on OKCupid who’s looking for casual sex, she’s already reached her message limit.
* “I coach people around their sexuality, desire, and orgasm through a practice called Orgasmic Meditation (OM), and I absolutely love my work.” Damn, her message box is full.
