I converted to Judaism 21 years ago and I still haven’t been given my very own media property. I don’t want no freakin’ bank, I want a newspaper or magazine or movie studio, and I want it staffed with hot shiksa secretaries, and I want it now before moshiach comes.
Every day I wait, my faith grows colder and I become more alienated. Just last week, I was rejected from art school.
