Where’s My Movie Studio?

I converted to Judaism 21 years ago and I still haven’t been given my very own media property. I don’t want no freakin’ bank, I want a newspaper or magazine or movie studio, and I want it staffed with hot shiksa secretaries, and I want it now before moshiach comes.

Every day I wait, my faith grows colder and I become more alienated. Just last week, I was rejected from art school.

About Luke Ford

My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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