Dating is the one thing that you get worse at the more you do it.
My most exciting times were with bipolar alcoholic nymphomaniacs.
I found myself going to bed with Rachel but waking up with Leah.
I found Jewish women more adventurous than shiksas, more accomplished, and they have higher expectations.
With Orthodox, you know the rules. Orthodox ladies are more conformist, and more attuned to group opinion. The more secular the Jewess, the more unpredictable.
I find Abos better at tracking animals and finding water in deserts.
I’ve never known the love of a good Mexican woman. Sigh.
I find Russian women often have Joe Stalin’s organizational abilities and people skills.
German women prefer to be called “The Hon” rather than “The Hun.”
