Chaim Amalek writes: "Be a man and dare to accept the fame that is your due."
Khunrum emails: "People know your dirty little secrets. Relax. Enjoy the celebrity. Fame is fleeting."
Bob emails: "In this era there is little distinction between fame and infamy. Rum’s right. Enjoy it. Even if the rabbis rebuke you, I predict there will be more than a few females who will be more than turned on by your rebelliousness. Time to invest in a fresh box of condoms."
Khunrum writes: "Get a twelve pack…women love Bad Boys."
Bob emails: "Use my trick. Put the Japanese slim fit condoms in an empty box of Magnum XXL condoms."
These days I’d rather play chess than have sex.
