Is There No Hope For Me?

When I watch female ice skating, I’m primarily thinking about how much I’d like to date the skater. The other thing that grabs my attention is when she makes a hideous fall and humiliates herself. Is there any hope for me? All these women are somebody’s daughter. They’ve trained so hard to do these aesthetic routines and yet my thinking is like a caveman’s. I really could care less about her technical skills on ice. All I care about is how hot she is.

Interpretation of Paris Hilton and the nerdy processor by Nelli Zhiganshina and Alexander Gazsi.

Interpretation of Paris Hilton and the nerdy processor by Nelli Zhiganshina and Alexander Gazsi.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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