* At a kosher resort in Mexico a couple of weeks ago, a woman fell into the ocean and lost her $3,000 sheitel (wig). So she offered up a $500 reward for finding it and all the Mexicans hopped to it but never found it. They had no idea the Jewish women were wearing wigs.
* During the first few days of law school, this gorgeous woman was constantly answering the professor’s questions and seeking out his approval. Then she was told, “You know that essays in law school are graded anonymously? You don’t put your name on them, just a fake social security number.” Once she found this out, she stopped participating in class and soon dropped out. She’d made it through undergraduate work on charm and good looks, but she couldn’t cut it in law school.
