‘Not Around Here!’

* A friend was stuck at a university graduation ceremony listening to mind-numbing speeches, so he started grading the women (Cutie Pie Index) and related the scores to his son, who, a good lefty, became appalled, put his hand over his equally left dad’s mouth and said, “We don’t talk like that around here.”

* “Filipinas are like Toyota Corollas – you can put 200,000 miles on them and they don’t age.” (Overheard Yellow Fever by one white guy to another)

* Old Luke got shiksas back to his apartment by saying he couldn’t turn on a light on the holy Sabbath and needed her help.

* If you put a research university, say UC Merced, in the middle of strawberry pickers, will the strawberry pickers turn into research scientists by osmosis? (Steve Sailer)

* Please name the most famous Hawaians and leading intellectuals (still living in Hawaii)? Why does Hawaii have such a talent shortage? Is Hawaii our future? (Steve Sailer)

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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