‘Not Around Here!’

* A friend was stuck at a university graduation ceremony listening to mind-numbing speeches, so he started grading the women (Cutie Pie Index) and related the scores to his son, who, a good lefty, became appalled, put his hand over his equally left dad’s mouth and said, “We don’t talk like that around here.”

* “Filipinas are like Toyota Corollas – you can put 200,000 miles on them and they don’t age.” (Overheard Yellow Fever by one white guy to another)

* Old Luke got shiksas back to his apartment by saying he couldn’t turn on a light on the holy Sabbath and needed her help.

* If you put a research university, say UC Merced, in the middle of strawberry pickers, will the strawberry pickers turn into research scientists by osmosis? (Steve Sailer)

* Please name the most famous Hawaians and leading intellectuals (still living in Hawaii)? Why does Hawaii have such a talent shortage? Is Hawaii our future? (Steve Sailer)

About Luke Ford

My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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