The Hot Sikh

So I was talking to this hot Sikh at yoga and as I became comfortable, I returned to my normal cutting self, and she told me to watch it or I’d lose “my conversation privileges.” How low have I fallen that I have to watch my P & Qs simply to maintain “conversation privileges” with a hot Sikh? I’d already asked her out and been knocked back weeks before. Now I was in danger of losing the privilege of talking to someone who was paid to talk to people like me. It was like a Ralphs check-out girl knocking me back.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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