How’s life treating you?
I’m working on my writer’s credo, my ten deepest beliefs.
Wow. I don’t think there are even 10 things I believe in.
Yes, you believe in chocolate, sex, yoga, status, dogs, fast cars, left-wing politics, that religion is stupid and that Orthodox Jews suck. You’re offended by racism, sexism, xenophobia, Islamophobia, and homophobia.
Damn, you are good.