Things I Heard From My High School Principal

From Evasnotes.blogspot.com:

Going on the internet is like eating pig. (I never knew pig was kosher.)

Movies in Hebrew spells maves– death.

A girl who listens to the radio can not possibly have a close connection with Hashem and daven with kavanah.

Going to a secular community college is equivalent to avoda zarah, giluy arayos, and shefichus damim. (After I had already graduated the principal actually called up my mother one night and told her this after hearing that I might be going to a local community college. The only impression it left on me- I never knew adultery was such a lenient casual sin.)

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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