Chaim Amalek suggests these book projects for me: GADOL HADOR: My Struggle Against Judaism’s False Teachers
DREIDEL THIEF: Why the Secular Jewish Woman Will Not Date Me and will Die a Spinster Because of Her Foolishness
What I Learned From Alexander that AT Does NOT Want You to Know
Jews, Homosexuals, and Scientology: The Secret Links
My Evening with Rabbi Rabbs: What Really Happened
REPUBLICAN JEW: The Haj that led me from Christianity and Liberalism to Orthodox Judaism and Contemporary Republicanism
You don’t even need to write the book first, just pitch the title and it will sell itself to a publisher. Then they pay you a stipend to write the damn thing. What could be better? And if they balk, tell them I will write the Forward.
