I Entertain A Nursing Home

From my live cam show:

Wormcastings:  you are very theraputic
Wormcastings:  we’re residents of a nursing home and like to see your smile it is contagious! 6 people smiled when you did. Amazing, simply amazing
YourMoralLeader:  r u a hot chick worm?
RussianDragon:  lol
LongLiveTheDragon:  if he took his shirt off, they might croak
RussianDragon:  LOL
RussianDragon:  ARGGGGGGGGG
LongLiveTheDragon:  I just went to heaven!!
RussianDragon:  I DIED
Wormcastings:  yes, i am
YourMoralLeader:  awesome
YourMoralLeader:  where r u worm?
LongLiveTheDragon:  you slimy devil
Wormcastings:  BTW, watching webcams is more fun and exciting than a show because everyone gets involved and tells everyone else what they think is going on
Wormcastings:  We hail from Cleveland Ohio
YourMoralLeader:  which are your fave cams?
YourMoralLeader:  how old are you worm?
YourMoralLeader:  did your parents call you that?
LongLiveTheDragon:  do you go to worm casting calls?
Wormcastings:  babies and chickens. They make for the best animation for sr citz
Wormcastings:  wormcastings comes from what you do when you have a job working in the compst heap of society.
Wormcastings:  YML has been claimed by 2 people so far as their kid. Now theyre arguing about who’s kid they are watching because YML resembles one of their grandkids
has been claimed by 2 people so far as their kid. Now theyre arguing about who’s kid they are watching because YML resembles one of their grandkids
Wormcastings:  I sometimes have to rmind them that this is completely anonymous and it is no one in particular
YourMoralLeader:  i take exception to that!
Wormcastings:  speaking of favorites. One of the folks talked about wanting to go and visiting the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem for the last time.
YourMoralLeader:  nice
Wormcastings:  Soooo, I pulled it up…The Wailing Wall Cam
Wormcastings:  You should have seen her, she cried and then for the next hour she explained what was going on
YourMoralLeader:  hey worm, do the oldies fall in love with each other?
YourMoralLeader:  do they watch AWAY FROM HER?
Emma:  In my Nursing home they do.
Wormcastings:  At the Wall, you can email your prayers. They really put them in  the Wall. They download them to a jump drive and when it is full, they send it on
YourMoralLeader:  ever catch ’em at it, emma?
Emma:  An ex prostitute. You gotts keep an eye on her incase she gets frisky with her visitors.
YourMoralLeader:  lol
Emma:  You should see her underwear…
Emma:  Sheesh
LongLiveTheDragon:  lol
Emma:  It will be her 91st BD on Tuesday.
YourMoralLeader:  oy
LongLiveTheDragon:  victoria secret grannies?
Emma:  The manager walked into her room one day…
Emma:  And her "visitor" was pulling up her skirt.
Emma:  So she told me I have to keep my eye on her.
Emma:  Welcome to the fun house.

About Luke Ford

My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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