I Entertain A Nursing Home

From my live cam show:

Wormcastings:  you are very theraputic
Wormcastings:  we’re residents of a nursing home and like to see your smile it is contagious! 6 people smiled when you did. Amazing, simply amazing
YourMoralLeader:  r u a hot chick worm?
RussianDragon:  lol
LongLiveTheDragon:  if he took his shirt off, they might croak
RussianDragon:  LOL
RussianDragon:  ARGGGGGGGGG
LongLiveTheDragon:  I just went to heaven!!
RussianDragon:  I DIED
Wormcastings:  yes, i am
YourMoralLeader:  awesome
YourMoralLeader:  where r u worm?
LongLiveTheDragon:  you slimy devil
Wormcastings:  BTW, watching webcams is more fun and exciting than a show because everyone gets involved and tells everyone else what they think is going on
Wormcastings:  We hail from Cleveland Ohio
YourMoralLeader:  which are your fave cams?
YourMoralLeader:  how old are you worm?
YourMoralLeader:  did your parents call you that?
LongLiveTheDragon:  do you go to worm casting calls?
Wormcastings:  babies and chickens. They make for the best animation for sr citz
Wormcastings:  wormcastings comes from what you do when you have a job working in the compst heap of society.
Wormcastings:  YML has been claimed by 2 people so far as their kid. Now theyre arguing about who’s kid they are watching because YML resembles one of their grandkids
has been claimed by 2 people so far as their kid. Now theyre arguing about who’s kid they are watching because YML resembles one of their grandkids
Wormcastings:  I sometimes have to rmind them that this is completely anonymous and it is no one in particular
YourMoralLeader:  i take exception to that!
Wormcastings:  speaking of favorites. One of the folks talked about wanting to go and visiting the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem for the last time.
YourMoralLeader:  nice
Wormcastings:  Soooo, I pulled it up…The Wailing Wall Cam
Wormcastings:  You should have seen her, she cried and then for the next hour she explained what was going on
YourMoralLeader:  hey worm, do the oldies fall in love with each other?
YourMoralLeader:  do they watch AWAY FROM HER?
Emma:  In my Nursing home they do.
Wormcastings:  At the Wall, you can email your prayers. They really put them in  the Wall. They download them to a jump drive and when it is full, they send it on
YourMoralLeader:  ever catch ’em at it, emma?
Emma:  An ex prostitute. You gotts keep an eye on her incase she gets frisky with her visitors.
YourMoralLeader:  lol
Emma:  You should see her underwear…
Emma:  Sheesh
LongLiveTheDragon:  lol
Emma:  It will be her 91st BD on Tuesday.
YourMoralLeader:  oy
LongLiveTheDragon:  victoria secret grannies?
Emma:  The manager walked into her room one day…
Emma:  And her "visitor" was pulling up her skirt.
Emma:  So she told me I have to keep my eye on her.
Emma:  Welcome to the fun house.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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