A few hours after I published about the massage parlor next to the Orthodox synagogue Beth Jacob of Beverly Hills, the whorehouse closed down.
I was not aware until this evening about the whorehouse next to the Sephardic synagogue Ohel Moshe on Pico Blvd. I’ve walked past the place 500 times but never gone in for a rub and a tug.
I have very high morals.
The Asian massage parlor is located just east of Ohel Moshe — the Xin Xin Health Center at 8642 W Pico Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90035. 310-652-8808
I don’t know why Orthodox synagogues in Pico-Robertson have so many whorehouses next to them. I wonder if it affects the quality of the davening? All that moaning would distract me from my prayers.
Bill emails: “lets see how long it takes them to close. lets get rid of all the whorehouses in pico rob! they should all move to the “other-side of town” with all the criminals and crooks.”
Bartol says: “LMAO to the point i almost had heart attack , when ur article begins listing customer reviews.. basically ur introducing frum people to hooker review websites lol!!! under the guise of protest ur slipping them some pretty heavy information ur hilarious.”
Evil triumphs when good people do nothing.
The price of holiness is eternal vigilance.
A siddur in the hand is worth two in a bush.
If you watch the massage parlors, the shuls will take care of themselves.
A community is only as strong as its weakest link.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
A good man is hard to find.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
A person is known by the company he keeps.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
One swallow does not make a summer.
The devil finds work for idle hands to do.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Walls have ears.
I long for an internet where there are more shul reviews than hooker reviews.
According to OhelMoshe.com: “Located in the heart of Pico Blvd where many immigrants from Iran, Israel and other countries have settled in. Catering to the spiritual needs and religious obligations of many orthodox Jews in the Greater Los Angeles area, we offer various religious services, prayers as well as others.
“Our temple attracts mostly members of the Iranian Orthodox Jews and we have a very established itinerary of events to fulfill the spiritual needs of our membership.”
Here are some reviews from rubmaps.com: “Decent massage and decent ending with free roaming hands. Noted several similar looking places on Pico nearby would be interested in others reviews of this area.”
“I had a totally different experience… showed up around 10am on a weekday and the place was closed. Called the number on the door and spoke to a woman who said she was on her way, could I wait? I was worked up enough to do so even though the promised 20 minutes turned into about 45. Called her a couple of times to check in and she was friendly and I thought even said something about ‘free’ but with her accent I cant be sure. In any case she and another younger girl (who ended up being my girl, I think her name was ‘Alice’) showed up and were very friendly. Alice gave an ok massage then when the 30 min. was over, she said thanks.”
“Indiscript storefront or office front, it’s kind of a combination of both. Exterior waiting room behind steel mesh door with couch. Once inside, it’s nice, clean and a comfortable environment.”
“Wanted 60min originally as I wanted a decent massage with a little fun, but she said she has a later appointment so would only do 30min. Ok. The massage was good, strong but not to hard, pretty professional, but the way she was moving the towel around and massaging, I felt more was available. As she massaged and climbed around the table, whenever I could I gently rubbed her leg or thigh. On the flip, she was shyly errant in allowing the towel to barely cover my privates and giggled. She massaged my chest, my legs and an occasional rub on my pkg. all this time I’m caressing her nice *** through her soft pants. Well at this point she removed my towel and starting my HE using oil. She was a little rushed so I slowed her down, which she was fine with. I caressed her back an ****** through her shirt, then she began kissing and playing with my nipples, and kissing my cheek. She went to get more oil, and when she came back she lifted her top to let out her better than average b cups with some nice eraser sized nips. I took the initiative and releasd her bra with one hand and again she giggled then massages me to completion. Overall good experience, only a little rushed, but calmed down once she was comfortable. This is a HE only place, but I think it’s pretty good for what it is.”
“She told me to lay face down, and she gave me about 30 minutes of good relaxing massage with touching my whole body- then she said turn around and she started to play (Exactly what i wanted), and i started to touch her ****** under her shirt and also her nice curvy ****, after all it was nice and relaxing with a good happy ending. I will definitely visit her again shortly.”
Check out this review from a guy who enjoyed a nice kosher dinner at TwentySix.
“Happened upon this place after dinner at twenty-six . . Looked like a nice little rub and tug, but was actually hoping for a decent massage out of it as well . . . I’m GLAD I did! Walked in the front door, to a nice lobby, rang the doorbell and Apple greeted me with a smile. Once pass the security door, there are two to three private rooms. The rooms are surprisingly nice, heated, soothing music etc . . . I opted for the half hour, since I had other things to do that night . . . Got undressed and placed the towel over me, just to see how long it would stay on . . . The massage was just like I like it, firm and relaxing! I almost took a nap, but since it was in effect a “quickie massage” resisted it and looked forward to the “flip”. Once I turned over, she motioned downward with her hand, and then I KNEW we were on the same page! Got a little lotion, and went to town! In the process, she was VERY open to letting my hand wander up and down her side, and even scored a little kitty action . . . Needless to say, after I was relieved, she not only toweled me off, but offered a little water as well after the session. I will be returning, she is one of the sweetest providers I’ve found.”
Bill emails: “i like the review from the john who went straight to the whore house after dinner at 26. for sure an “other-side” of town [Fairfax-La Brea traditional Orthodox] person. no self respecting pico rob yid would **** where he eats (literally).”
Here’s a Yelp review for the kosher restaurant TwentySix: “We had a lovely night at 26 – a rare date night for us parents of 2 kids! We went because we had a daily deal coupon, and really enjoyed the meal and experience. Our server Nathan was incredibly friendly and funny – made great suggestions, interacted with us genuinely, and was very helpful. The food was good too, although the prices were on the high end. My one disappointment was that the menu had apparently changed, due to a change in the head chef – I had heard so much about the French onion soup (almost impossible to find kosher, because it’s usually made with beef stock), and was so sad it was no longer on the menu. But what I ordered was delicious so it was okay in the end!”
Here’s another review of a rub place just up the street by the mikveh:
Dynasty Wellness Center
310-248-3886
9540 W Pico Blvd
Los Angeles, CA, 90035
“I had seen this location in BP for a few weeks, so I decided to check it out. I was greeted at the door by an mid-30s woman who provided the massage. Long story short, it was a good strong massage but no extra favors. Her son was playing in the back. I gave a few hints and she specifically said no HJ.”
