Enter The Ninja (Dirty Version)

A year ago, Andrew Breitbart sent me a link to this video and said it was the most perverse thing he’d ever seen.

Notice the excessive facial tension of Die Antwoord‘s lead member Ninja (Watkin Tudor Jones):

Do you think he could produce such perversity without perversely tensing up and compressing himself? A poised loose-limbed bloke wouldn’t make a video like the above. Instead, he’d make sunny uplifting videos like my Youtube channel.

Ninja’s wife Yo-Landi has beautifully loose limbs. No wonder she keeps singing, “I am your butterfly.”

Could you imagine some tense pulled-down compressed chick singing about being your butterfly? No, I can’t either.

Why do beautifully loose-limbed women so often end up with tense compressed jerks?

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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