Enter The Ninja (Dirty Version)

A year ago, Andrew Breitbart sent me a link to this video and said it was the most perverse thing he’d ever seen.

Notice the excessive facial tension of Die Antwoord‘s lead member Ninja (Watkin Tudor Jones):

Do you think he could produce such perversity without perversely tensing up and compressing himself? A poised loose-limbed bloke wouldn’t make a video like the above. Instead, he’d make sunny uplifting videos like my Youtube channel.

Ninja’s wife Yo-Landi has beautifully loose limbs. No wonder she keeps singing, “I am your butterfly.”

Could you imagine some tense pulled-down compressed chick singing about being your butterfly? No, I can’t either.

Why do beautifully loose-limbed women so often end up with tense compressed jerks?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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