I shaved this morning for the first time since January 2008! All for a bribe from family to finish my Alexander Technique schooling!
Gavin Brown emails: “Pretty much like the old one, mate: A whingeing adult man sponging off his family in exchange for … a haircut. What are you? 13? Well, at least you can’t try to fool the gullible into thinking you’re some fair-dinkum learned rabbi anymore just because you managed to grow a silly ZZ Top beard. Good luck finishing your Alexander Technique “training.” I reckon there’s a huge market for 19th Century charlatanry in your neck of the bush. It looks like you’re going places, mate … except for one: my birthday party. No fakes, frauds, sell-outs, pansies or Luke Fords allowed!”
