Is Luke Ford Good For The Jews?

Rabbi Gadol writes: "Your blog is not good for the Jews. Most of your stories make Jews seem bigoted or stupid or narrow minded or perverted out of their minds or all of the above. The average person would not think to become or be a Jew based on what he reads on your blog."

guest26:  how do i watch this
YourMoralLeader:  it is your computer
RabbiGadol:  Try hitting refresh and wait a minute
guest26:  i tryed that
RabbiGadol:  Then accept God’s judgment that you not be here
guest26:  ok
RabbiGadol:  Instead, hug your kids
guest26:  i am
User guest26 left the room.
RabbiGadol:  Play games with them, teach them new words
RabbiGadol:  It especially angers me when a woman of breeding age shows up here.  This place is not for fertile females..
RabbiGadol:  Another victory
RabbiGadol:  When there is no Emma, there is no life, and without life, there is no hope
RabbiGadol:  Blogging is the masturbation of the naughts.
RabbiGadol:  Like porn, it is somewhat dubious and onanistic in nature
RabbiGadol:  Everyone does it, but still – most bloggers in their heart of hearts know that they are not doing what they were meant to be doing
RabbiGadol:  You were meant to be lukeford dot com

Guest16:  wow that story with you, the old lady and the hot daughter really speaks to me
guest51:  you know each time before i come in here, i try to think of something smart to say, so i can get quoted on the blog
RabbiGadol:  I told you that blogging was fundamentally onanistic
guest51:  wtf is onanistic
RabbiGadol:  He’s working his way up to a date.
RabbiGadol:  If only Emma were here
Guest16:  haha thats funny onanistic
RabbiGadol:  It is from the bible
Guest16:  oh i get it
Guest16:  the bad man from genesis
RabbiGadol:  I am going to leave this place, as I urge all of you to do as well. 
Guest16:  why
Guest16:  he lookes like he is stoned
RabbiGadol:  Life is meant to be lived, and this is like watching death  approach
Guest16:  forget masterbation
Guest16:  hes just on a trip
RabbiGadol:  No, this is the ebbing of the life force.
Guest16:  ‘rocky mountain high’ get it?
RabbiGadol:  It is sad.
RabbiGadol:  I don’t listen to the sound track.
Guest16:  why not
RabbiGadol:  He could have been somebody.  But he failed.
Guest16:  what do you mean
RabbiGadol:  Just look at what you see here.  That’s all there is.
Guest16:  wow thats harsh, everyone has to deal with their own issues, some take more time then others, but dont give up on them
Guest16:  were all waiting for you to upgrade, luke

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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