I hate asking for favors. I want to go my own way. I want to have “F— you” money so I don’t have to do work I loathe. Here I am the greatest writer of my generation. I shouldn’t have to do demeaning work.
I want to be a man. That means taking care of a wife and children. Having money will help me get married and take an honorable position in the community.
Money will enable me to go back to school and get an MFA in Writing.
I love freedom. I love hitting the open road. That requires money.
I love staying in hotels and eating out.
I love luxury. I love hot tubs and spas and massages. I love travel. I love not looking at price tags.
I love driving fast cars. I love beautiful views. I love the ocean. I love beautiful women.
I want to improve my health. I want to protect myself.
