How Do Chabad Guys Marry Models?

Most of the Chabad guys I know, at least two dozen, have smoking hot wives. What’s up with that? I know of no other sect of Judaism where the wives are so consistently hot. How does this happen?

I don’t have a clue.

One thought I have is that Chabadniks tend to be happy. Maybe that is as much a result of having a hot wife as a cause?

I’m willing to go Lubavitch if I can land a hot wife. I don’t have an allegiance to any particular brand of Orthodoxy. I’m persuadable.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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