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Video: Holly discovers she hates kosher gum. Holly and I sing a duet: "Build me up, buttercup" Holly Randall discusses how love bites.
Holly: I’m going to end up breaking something. Only your heart.
[To Luke]: You’re still cute. Just scruffy and older and tortured.
He’s too old for you Emma. I’m saving you.
RamBam: She is very cute.
YourMoralSchvartze: he didn’t even bother to clean
guest64: nice tzizis
guest49: Attractive Jewish Male, 45, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Princess to get me out of my Holly’s garage
RamBam: His tzitzis are hanging out
guest49: it looks like a crack house I seen on "Cops"
RamBam: He’s wearing the shirt she gave him … awwwww .. ::vomit::
RamBam: You like what you’re seeing??
guest49: Holly you are so nice ..why Holly WHY?
RamBam: He’s singing to her now …. ::vomit::
RamBam: I can’t wait to post the capture of this on youtube …..
DickDundee: There’s already a screen cap up on XPT Holly.
guest49: Wow I think I would think of something better to do than throw a ball with Holly…
YourMoralSchvartze: he’s working her
ChaimAmalek: She’s working him
YourMoralSchvartze: ahh
RussianDragon: oh yeah the suave voice
ChaimAmalek: Luke, this is your chance at happiness
RamBam: Holly kicks the Moral Leaders ass!
ChaimAmalek: I invented most of this
DickDundee: Holly has the green eyed monster
ChaimAmalek: Holly, cut the chase. ARE YOU OVULATING OR NOT?
ChaimAmalek: Holly, I’ve got news for you….YOU ARE THE OLDER WOMAN WHO IS PERFECT FOR LUKE
RamBam: Run Holly. He’s drugged the tea!
ChaimAmalek: Holly’s lost weight
RamBam: Except in the arms.
ChaimAmalek: I’m proud to say I’ve met her twice
guest49: Luke answered this ad on Craigslist..Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please
RussianDragon: how was she chaim
ChaimAmalek: She’s just as hot in person…more so
ChaimAmalek: She has great pheromones
ChaimAmalek: She has a thing for Mexicans
RamBam: And fake Jews
ChaimAmalek: Luke is a light drinker!
ChaimAmalek: Luke can protect you from alcohol
RamBam: Luke is a lightweight.
ChaimAmalek: Luke is a writer, same as your dad, Holly
ChaimAmalek: AMALEK sees all here
RamBam: She loves you Luke.
ChaimAmalek: I’m not saying Luke would totally abandon Judaism, but you could rationalize his life
RamBam: You look much younger than 29.
RussianDragon: it’s written in the stars: luke and holly
ChaimAmalek: Luke, you need Holly way more than she needs you
ChaimAmalek: So cut the Jew crap and knock her up already
RamBam: The drugs are kicking in …
RamBam: She’s about to pass out.
ChaimAmalek: This is how this ends: they go to this Jewish thing tonight, Luke sees a bunch of unattractive stuck up women, and his gentile brain kicks in and he… Holly’s brains out
guest69: Bye Holly ..I still think you are one of the loveliest ladies alive…now RUN away FAST!!!!!!!!
guest67: hes tidied up for you
ChaimAmalek: She’s smart, hot, tall, Aryan
ChaimAmalek: If I were there, I would lock the two of you together in a room until you saw the light
ChaimAmalek: She’s the kind of girl who NEEDS to care for a man
ChaimAmalek: Like her mom
DickDundee: Luke, dude, seriously, shave. You look like a hobo. You can’t pull off the Orthodox Jew look.
RabbiGadol: Luke, this is your rabbi
RabbiGadol: I give you permission to marry Luke even if she does not convert
hollysvagina: Stay away from me Luke
RabbiGadol: This is why the white race is in such trouble
RabbiGadol: Two mutually interested white people like these still can’t see their way to having procreative sex with one another.
RabbiGadol: Luke, you need a Mexican with a grass cutter to get rid of that beard
RamBam: Her looking at her MySpace is BORING
MrHollyRandall: wtf did she ever see in him?
chaimamalek: I’m not saying he’s the perfect man for her, but she certainly is that for him
guest63: chaim you really want her for yourself
chaimamalek: Well, of course I do.