What Do You Want For Christmas?

Posted on January 16, 2011 by Luke Ford

I asked a Jewish girl what she desired (aside from sitting on my lap and pulling on my beard). She said:

* A pony
* my daddy to come home from the war
* my mom to stop kissing the pool boy
* a kitten
* and an A in math and science

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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