Fred emails: Believe it or not, I think that Luke should go into competitive sports. Here is an article about an athletic event for which our boy, with his unique and vast experience, might very well proper.
Khunrum emails: We’re being bombarded by the controversy concerning the shooting in Arizona. To arm or not to arm. You gents recall way back when Luke was being threatened by outraged **** stars. Our boy’s life seemed to be in peril. I don’t recall what his alleged sins were but the well was poisoned as they say. Any moment outraged *** reprobates might have descended on the hovel with torches, pitchforks and a rope. Then Luke let it be known he was packing heat. He even posted pics of himself with clouded thorazene eyes holding his “piece”. That seemed to scare the blighters off. So I guess in this instance, when Luke’s person was in peril, firearms saved the Jew, No? Hmmmm! Was Luke a Jew back then?
