Silent Night, Holy Night At Mamash Restaurant

I heard there were going to be protesters but there was nobody but a few silent diners. Video

What a shame. Torah scholars and bloggers have a lot in common — they both equally increase peace in the world.

The RCC has postponed its dinner from tonight to March 30.

I was assured there’d be protesters anyway but I was disappointed. I hoped they’d be chanting something catchy such as "Hey, hey, ho, ho, Rabbi Union’s got to go," or "The RCC’s a bunch of feminists."

No such luck.

I wanted some hot Jew-on-Jew action but all I got was some tender Asian fusion drifting by like April’s blossoms.

I’ve constructed my whole life in opposition to the RCC. What now shall I do? If the RCC did not exist, I would have to invent it. I cannot experience my self, let alone my manhood, except in opposition to Rabbi Union.

So on my walk home, I made a couple of videos mewling about my feelings. I’m sick of being the cub in my relationships. From now on I’ll be fierce Papa Bear Levi.

My Pico streetwalking business has taken a severe hit from the subprime crisis.

There, that’s something you’re not going to read on Brad A. Greenberg’s G-d blog.

I did my taxes this afternoon. I made $36,000 last year. Once that news leaks, the ladies are going to be all over me. How will I maintain my commitment to shomer negila? Something’s gotta give.

My problem is that I’ve got too much love and too few ethics. I’m very Pauline.

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About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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