We can make our own live music together
You smell great for someone who hasn’t showered since Rosh Chodesh
Want to try some of my milchig treats?
We can use non-leather whips if you’re machmir on Tisha B’Av
You can lay siege on me anytime
I couldn’t help but notice you during eicha
We could do much more than sit on the floor
Hey babe, you can lament on my shoulder anytime
I’d like to make your fast day go by that much faster
You have room on that overturned milk crate for two?
You’re toes are looking real hot in those crocks
8: hey luke, how about “you don’t need to fast baby, you lookin good”
guest8: you knock me out of my non-leather shoes