Tisha B’Av Pick-Up Lines

Heshy Fried writes:

We can make our own live music together

You smell great for someone who hasn’t showered since Rosh Chodesh

Want to try some of my milchig treats?

We can use non-leather whips if you’re machmir on Tisha B’Av

You can lay siege on me anytime

I couldn’t help but notice you during eicha

We could do much more than sit on the floor

Hey babe, you can lament on my shoulder anytime

I’d like to make your fast day go by that much faster

You have room on that overturned milk crate for two?

You’re toes are looking real hot in those crocks

8: hey luke, how about “you don’t need to fast baby, you lookin good”

guest8: you knock me out of my non-leather shoes

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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