Butt plugs please, we’re British

From Style PS:

Our friends at Sam Roddick’s sex deli, Coco de Mer, reveal some most interesting news.

"British women are the most naughty in Europe." Well, well, well – who’d have thought. Store manager Sarah-Louise tells Style: "I get lots of different nationalities coming into the store [in Covent Garden, in London]. The Americans are the most prudish. French women are quite too. British women, though, are really into spanky anal sex toys." And Coco de Mer’s best-seller? This glass butt plug. The small one is £59, the big one £69 (no sniggering). And why is it selling so well? Well… for her: it pushes against the back wall of her "ladylair"; for him: it tightens said lair and he can also feel its hardness through the wall. No sniggering, I said. Praise hallelujah for internet shopping.

Benzo says: "That’s one in the eye for the traditionalists…"

Chris the Canuck comments: "At one time "Great Britain" took pride in an empire on which the sun never set. Now it makes the news because its women stuff more glass items where the sun never shines. I’m sure Victoria would not be amused."

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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