The other day I was entertaining a lady friend, a religious Jewish girl. I wanted to show her a music video on youtube.com. So I type "you" into my firefox browser and it automatically fills out the term based on my previous browsing. Without looking closely, I hit enter and up comes youporn.com.
I fear her father the butcher will come over covered with blood… "You showed Leah terrible images!"
Oy, this is Jewish Islam.
The temple elders will meet again…and I’ll be sent into the diaspora.
I ought to focus my romantic attentions on Soviet refuseniks. They’re Jewish but not too Jewish. They’re hot. They have loose morals.
I’m going to do a Lukeford.net pledge drive so I can join Temple Sinai. It’s Conservative and they do it before marriage.
I know God has a plan for my life but He’s hit the pause button. I’m trying to get to act two on the DVD but it keeps skipping to the humiliation in act one.
Nice Jewish Girl IMs: "I think there’s a way to fix your site. You need to stop having the comments go through wordpress and they need to just be in the open – a free for all, anonymous as well, make it exciting. Gosh luke remember when your blog was fun? Maybe the SSRIs you’re on aren’t that good for you? Look at Brad Pitt, his face widened to hell and he gained weight, and I’m really suspecting he’s on some kind of SSRI as well and he looks like crap since he left Jen for the ho. She’s like 1 degree away from being a porn star. All HE talks about besides "family" (zzzzzzzzzzzzz) is how depressed he is. He used these words: "congenital sadness." Now he’s saying his family is depressed (who wouldn’t be if your son hooked up with trash like her?), his town is depressed, and his state is depressed! I mean wtf? Where is the OLD BRAD? Same with you. You had more humor before and more energy. These ssri’s take the life out of people."
