If I Were A Palestinian, I’d Be A Suicide Bomber

Suicide bombers are losers. They’re social misfits who want to be popular so they go along with what the cool people want them to do — blow themselves up amongst the Jews.

If I were a Palestinian, I’d be kicked out of a bunch of mosques for my porn blogging. At my wits end, lying alone in my hovel, I’d blame the Jews and blow up.

If I were a poor blogger in Germany in the 1930s, I’d become a Nazi and run concentration camps.

Luckily for me and the world, I’m a Jew. Jews don’t blow themselves up. They’re not criminally violent. They’re verbally violent. Ergo, I’m a verbally violent, socially marginal blogger in a hovel with a bad case of the flu, or is it the clap?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
This entry was posted in Personal. Bookmark the permalink.