If I Were A Palestinian, I’d Be A Suicide Bomber

Suicide bombers are losers. They’re social misfits who want to be popular so they go along with what the cool people want them to do — blow themselves up amongst the Jews.

If I were a Palestinian, I’d be kicked out of a bunch of mosques for my porn blogging. At my wits end, lying alone in my hovel, I’d blame the Jews and blow up.

If I were a poor blogger in Germany in the 1930s, I’d become a Nazi and run concentration camps.

Luckily for me and the world, I’m a Jew. Jews don’t blow themselves up. They’re not criminally violent. They’re verbally violent. Ergo, I’m a verbally violent, socially marginal blogger in a hovel with a bad case of the flu, or is it the clap?

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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