Do You Like Watching Soccer?

Bud: Soccer is UnAmerican. Maybe the US can’t assimilate foreigners like Fordy who still cling to their native cultures. My loyalty oath would be a pledge to disavow soccer and all it stands for. Ties, flopping, crowd behavior, no scoring. It’s third world. Watching sports is for the plebs with exception of the NFL. There is nothing more iconically American than a star quarterback. He’s a leader, he risks his body to lead the pawns down the field. He has to have mind of a field general one game per week.