Temples Love It When Jews Bargain Them Down On High Holiday Prices

I asked a friend today: “Maybe he can get you a deal on Yom Kippur tickets?”
Friend: “I already ground them down.”
Luke: “Did you get a military discount?”
Friend: “Yeah, just $100 per ticket for Kol Nidre. Before I send them a check, though, I’ll get a free Yizkor and a car wash. I could have ground them down more. I’m gonna get all my friends in.”

Chaim Amalek “ground down” = “jew down”. Let’s get the lingo right.

Matthew Völkisch What’s the proportion of American Jews who have served in the military, and how does it compare with that of us goys?

Chaim Amalek Would you serve in the army if your alternative was to run a major bank or a Hollywood studio?

Matthew Völkisch What about the welfare-fraud hasidics?

Chaim Amalek Matthew Völkisch They are simply helpless. It ends badly for them. Very badly.

Matthew Völkisch Also, why do you people never consider the possible consequences of your disloyalty?

Chaim Amalek Many do. The same might be asked of you goyim. Goyim like Angela Merkel.

Kashif Vikaas Jews make up 2% population and .3% armed forces. This is consistent with a very high IQ

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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