Chaim Amalek Needs 10 Wives

Chaim Amalek writes: Careful analysis using linear and non-linear methods indicates that I should have about 10 wives. A rotating group of say, three for sex; one to serve as advisor; two for procreation; one for her money, and two as all-around entertainers. Also, one should be a physician with nursing skills to deal with my inevitable decline. I realize this would be an arduous task, so the idea would be that the group would be continually refreshed every few years to avoid boredom. Where can I pencil you in?

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