Category Archives: Satire

Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody

Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody

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EveryJew.com Revolutionizing The Way Jews Talk To Each Other

The Jewish Journal‘s social networking site EveryJew.com has completely changed the way Jews relate to each other. My male friends report it has enabled them to date an entirely higher quality and younger variety of female than was available to … Continue reading

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Orthodox Man Hesitates Five Seconds Before Patronizing Kosher Restaurant Without Ethics Certification

LOS ANGELES: Modern Orthodox Jew Brad Gold found himself debating in his mind Monday whether or not to eat at his favorite kosher deli. On the one hand, the food looked good, on the other hand, he could find in … Continue reading

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Republicans Expected To Grill Elena Kagan On All Her Murders

Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming

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Stand And Deliver Torah Style

How come there’s all this hoopla about Hispanic math teacher Jaime Escalante (hero of the film Stand and Deliver) and yet we never remember Feivel Himmelfarb, a math teacher in New York in the late 19th century who inspired a … Continue reading

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