Category Archives: Personal

The Jewish Billionaire Party

My billionaire friends have nothing to be thankful for, so they’re not into religion and won’t be doing anything for Yom Kippur beyond hosting a break the fast party. I’m not invited but I’m not bitter. Chaim: “Seriously, you should … Continue reading

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I Should Be More Masculine

When I got in my car this morning, I found the roof upholstery was sagging down. Probably from the heat. My coworker loves cars. So at the end of the day, I told him about the problem and asked his … Continue reading

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I Love My Car Mechanic

My car has been reluctant to start all week. This afternoon, after work, it appeared dead. I finally coaxed it into starting. It’s 4:40 p.m. and about 100 degrees out. I want to get this problem fixed fast and I … Continue reading

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Sigh

Must be great having a beautiful woman who loves you so much you can knock her out cold in a public place and she will still marry you and defend you in public. I don’t see why white people have … Continue reading

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I Can’t Stop Smiling

About four months ago, I spent $600 for the Fisher Wallace stimulator. It helps you fall asleep and it also reduces anxiety and depression. I love it and I also use it on various aching body parts. It’s FDA-approved. Since … Continue reading

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