Category Archives: Personal

Luke Groped Women At Kiddush?

Moishe posts to FailedMessiah: Steve and Yochanan, I agree but you wouldn’t be so generous when he is feeling up your teenage daughter and whispering suggestive comments into her ear during kiddush. That’s why he has been thrown out. If … Continue reading

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I Had The Brainy Quote Of The Day On Google

May 25. Quote of the Day – Luke Ford – "Everything we do affects other people." Here are some more of my bon mots.

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I’ve Got The Evil Eye

Why me? Why do the righteous suffer while the wicked go unpunished?

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Today I Am 41

Chaim Amalek writes: "It seems just a year and a day ago that Luke was a late-blooming man in his thirties, being feted at certain high status establishments and/or sponsored in certain influential social circles by various influential cougars. Sadly, … Continue reading

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The Glamorous World Of Self-Publishing

During the first three months of 2007, I sold ten books and earned $27:27 in royalties.

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Paradise Lost

Luke at Stanford gay rights sculpture May 9 Another Stanford Taboo Cheeky At Albion Luke at CA/OR border May 10 Another Another Battle Creek, OR May 11 Another Another Luke at Angwin, CA May 13, the home I lived in … Continue reading

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Dreams

Vanessa writes: In my dream Luke Ford had been killed by some kind of orwellian secret state police because of his dissident intellectual work. It was a situation like in communist Russia, where dissidents often were made to disappear. I … Continue reading

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Let Us Build Jerusalem In Pico-Robertson

And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon Beverwil’s mountains green? And was the holy lamb of God On LaCienega’s pleasant pastures seen? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here … Continue reading

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Blow My Shofar

My friend Lewis has used various screen names on JDate including BlowMyShofar, Hairy Knish, Uday Hussein, Anne Frankfurter, BotchedBris. They were all deleted by the uptight administrators.

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I Haven’t Lost All My Friends

In the wake of my tasteless comments on Cathy Seipp’s unfortunate demise, it seemed I’d lost all my friends. Without Cathy’s protection, I felt like a stray dog with rabies headed for the pound. With trepidation, I stepped into Wednesday … Continue reading

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