Google is killing my social life. Girls look me up and then they say, “Levi, your wiki is way too big. I can’t handle that. I prefer guys with a smaller wiki or, frankly, no wiki at all. You could really hurt a girl with a wiki like that. My rebbitzen does not approve. It’s not Torahdic.”
I say, “Hey, baby, I did not write my wiki. God gave me this wiki. It’s a burden. Do you think I want to go through life with a really big wiki? It limits the things you can do.”
