Law School Joke

This was a joke at a top five law school:

A students become law professors.
B students become corporate lawyers.
C students become judges.
D students become contingency lawyers and drives Mercedes and out-earn them all.

Graduates of the top law schools don’t become contingency lawyers.

* Orthodox friend has a teen kid with four chickens. The big black chicken is called Queen Latifah. The black and white one is Oreo. The two small white ones are named David and Duke. “There’s a huge under-current of racism among the youth, particularly the boys,” he reports, “as a reaction to all the anti-racism propaganda they get.”

The kid loves Donald J. Trump and loves to post on 4chan about the various racial face shapes.

* A while ago, a friend of mine gave me a huge job recommendation: “Once you get past his personality dysfunction, he’s a brilliant guy and can do anything you need.”

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Khomeini: Sexually Assaulting Crying and screaming 4 year old Girl, with parental consent

Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, The Supreme Leader of Iran, the Shia Grand Ayatollah, 1979-89 said in his official statements:

“A man can quench his sexual lusts with a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate. Sodomizing the baby is halal (ALLOWED BY SHARIA). If the man penetrates and damages the child, then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however, does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl’s sister. It is better for a girl to marry when her menstruation starts, and at her husband’s house rather than her father’s home. Any father marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in heaven.”

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News: Some Jewish Groups Waffle on Donald Trump’s Anti-Muslim Push

Remember when this Trump ban on Muslims was a big deal? Now it is just taken for granted.

December 8, 2015 The Forward:

Amid widespread denunciations of Donald Trump’s proposal to bar Muslims from entering the United States, a handful of Jewish groups have failed to condemn the Republican presidential candidate’s controversial plan.
In a December 7 statement, Trump’s campaign said that the real estate developer was “calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.”

Mainstream and left-leaning Jewish groups joined both Republican and Democratic honchos in condemning the statement. But some Jewish leaders were more equivocal in their responses.
Zionist Organization of America national president Mort Klein said banning all Muslims from entering the country was “going too far.” But he went on to rationalize Trump’s position: “Few people would oppose Hindus or Buddhists, or Christians coming to America, but Hindus or Buddhists or Christians are not saying or doing things that threaten people’s lives,” Klein said. “Muslims are.”
Klein said that the ZOA’s board recently voted unanimously to oppose “Syrian Muslims coming to America.”
Congressman Lee Zeldin, the only Jewish Republican in the House of Representatives, did not answer directly when asked what he thought of Trump’s proposed ban on Muslims entering the country.
Instead, he too focused on the issue of Syrians.
“Focus at the moment should be on improving the visa waiver program, stopping the influx of Syrian refugees due to current vulnerabilities in the vetting process, and defeating ISIS altogether,” Zeldin wrote in a statement.
The Orthodox Union, meanwhile, a large centrist Orthodox umbrella group, said that it had “no position” on Trump’s Muslim ban. The group and its advocacy arm are often vocal on foreign affairs issues, and rallied loudly on Capitol Hill against the Iran deal.
The Rabbinical Council of America, a Modern Orthodox group, did not respond to a request for comment about Trump’s plan. The group has made statements in recent months on terror attacks in Israel and Paris, and on the boycott, divestment and sanctions movement.
Groups that did condemn Trump include the Anti-Defamation League, the American Jewish Committee, the Religious Action Center of Reform Judaism, J Street, and the Israel Policy Forum, according to a JTA report.
Blogger and activist Pamela Geller, who the Southern Poverty Law Center calls “the anti-Muslim movement’s most visible and flamboyant figurehead,” told the Forward that Trump’s proposal doesn’t go far enough.
“Trump didn’t call for a complete ban, but only a temporary one,” Geller wrote in an email.

DECEMBER 10, 2015:

WASHINGTON (JTA) — Two prominent modern Orthodox Jewish groups issued a joint statement rejecting Donald Trump’s call to ban Muslims from entering the United States.

The Conservative movement also issued a statement Thursday condemning Trump’s proposed ban on Muslim entry. Together with the condemnation of the Reform movement earlier this week, Trump’s plan has now been rejected by groups from every major American Jewish religious stream.

Unlike a number of other groups that have condemned the call by the Republican presidential candidate, the Orthodox Union and the Rabbinical Council of America did not name Trump or mention Muslims specifically in their statement.

Instead, the two organizations said they “reject calls to limit immigration to the United States based on religion.”

“We call on all Americans to reaffirm that discrimination of any group solely upon religion is wrong and anathema to the great traditions of religious and personal freedoms upon which this country was founded,” O.U. Executive Vice President Allen Fagin said in the statement.

RCA President Rabbi Shalom Baum said threats of terrorism are real and need to be addressed, but “in sober and responsible ways.”

The statement quoted Natan Sharansky, a former prisoner of the Soviet gulag and now the chairman of the Jewish Agency, who said of Trump’s call: “We should not permit ourselves to turn our legitimate fears and threats and challenges of terror into hatred of the other, into dismissing whole national or religious groups of people.”

The Conservative movement’s Rabbinical Assembly also did not name Trump in its statement.

“It is inexcusable to stigmatize or discriminate against a group based solely on religion or race,” its statement said. “Of course, we recognize the need to be vigilant in providing security and protection from those who seek to do our country harm, but discriminating against an entire religion is wrong and dangerous.”

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Antisemitic Endorsements on Current-Affairs Website Elicit Outcry From Major Jewish Groups

I love how just calling a website “anti-Semitic” and other slurs is supposed to be a powerful argument.

There is no such thing as “racism” or “bigotry” or “anti-Semitism.” There are just conflicting group interests. Arabs and Muslims are not “anti-Semitic” for not wanting a Jewish state in land they believe belongs to them. They are simply pursuing their group interests. Israelis are not anti-Arab for wanting all Palestinians to disappear, they are simply following their group interest.

American whites who want all blacks gone from America are not “racist,” they are simply following their perception of their group interest. Blacks who hate whites and Jews are similarly following their group interests.

All groups are competing for scarce resources. It would be weird if we didn’t at times hate each other.

If you really believe in your religion, you are going to find other religions, at best, as weird and disturbing. You’ll likely regard them as demonic.

Algemeiner:

Jewish groups are expressing outrage over an article in a well-known current-affairs publication promoting antisemitic websites as legitimate sources of information on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Responding to the piece, published on Monday in Salon, spokesmen from the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) and the Simon Wiesenthal Center (SWC) told The Algemeiner on Tuesday that the article serves as propaganda against Israel and continues to promote antisemitism.

“Israel is a country like others that has policies one could agree with and disagree with. It is surely not beyond legitimate criticism,” said Kenneth Jacobson, deputy national director of the ADL. “Unfortunately, the resources referenced here share one characteristic: the demonization of Israel — in effect blaming Israel entirely or almost entirely for the continuing conflict and the plight of the Palestinians.”

Rabbi Abraham Cooper, associate dean of the SWC, said the Salon article is “a hit piece on Israel and an excellent summation of the toxic anti-Israel Kool Aid which the author and many others have imbibed.”

David Palumbo-Liu’s article — “Brutal, ugly & illegal: 9 things you need to know about the Israeli occupation of Palestine” — instructs readers to turn to known anti-Israel sites, such as Mondoweiss, Electronic Intifada and B’Tselem, for explanations on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. “Do not rely solely on the US mainstream media for your information,” Palumbo-Liu, a professor of comparative literature at Stanford, wrote.

Mondoweiss, as previously reported by The Algemeiner, has been described as a “virulent pusher of antisemitic tropes” and a “website that sprouts antisemitism.” The head of Electronic Intifada, wrote pro-Israel blogger Elder of Ziyon, “openly supports and encourages terrorism against Jews.” The If Americans Knew website originally appeared on the list, but was later removed by the author. A special update in the article notes the removal: “While the organization If Americans Knew, which was previously listed here, provides much useful information from reliable, neutral sources, I disagree with many of the public comments of its director. I have removed the original reference to prevent any confusion.”

Alison Weir, founder of If Americans Knew, is “so toxic in her behavior…that other anti-Israel organizations are treating her like she has the plague,” Elder of Ziyon wrote. In a blog post on her personal website, Weir accuses the “Zionists” of colonizing Western democracies and “turning them into obedient puppets.” She argues that the term antisemitism is “the most powerful weapon in the tribal Jewish verbal armory” used to gain sympathy by the Jewish race.

“Anyone who is interested in spreading anti-Israel propaganda would turn to these sources. Someone interested in balanced coverage would look elsewhere,” said Jacobson. “Unfortunately, Palumbo-Liu would have people seek out information only from sources that share his perspective, including those who demonize Israel and Zionism, such as Electronic Intifada and Mondoweiss. These sources propagate allegations of Israeli apartheid, ethnic cleansing and genocide and their chiefs are frequent speakers at anti-Israel programs and conferences across the United States.”

Among the many accusations made against Israel in the article, Palumbo-Liu claims that Israel is killing Palestinians “quickly” and “slowly,” violating the human rights of Palestinians and engaging in the “only continuous, ongoing project of colonization in the world.” Cooper characterized the article as “nasty propaganda thinly disguised as journalism.”

“The Salon article, to partially paraphrase its title, is brutal, ugly and dishonest. There is nothing ‘neutral’ about any of the groups and websites invoked by the author,” said Cooper. “The readers are exposed to a Palestinian narrative sans any presentation of the counter-narrative based on 3,500 years of Jewish history and Jewish rights in the Holy Land. Deleting one source changes nothing. The author gets an ‘A’ for style and a ‘D-/F’ for content.”

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Poverty Expert Ta-Nehisi Coates Bails on Newly-Purchased $2.1 Million Home After Media Attention

REPORT: Ta-Nehisi Coates, the award-winning journalist and author specializing in racial justice and black poverty, has cancelled plans to move into the posh Brooklyn brownstone he recently purchased for $2.1 million, citing personal safety concerns amid a storm of unwanted media attention.

The New York Post was first to report on the purchase, which was conducted through a limited-liability corporation established by Coates and his wife in an effort to conceal their identity.

Coates has become a prominent thought-leader in part due to the success of his 2015 memoir, “Between the World and Me,” a letter to his son about the history of racial injustice in America. It was one of the most discussed books in the country among university faculty members and New York Times subscribers, and won the National Book Award for non-fiction.

Coates, who used the proceeds from the successful memoir to finance the purchase of the brownstone in the Prospect-Leffert Gardens neighborhood of Brooklyn, expressed dismay at having to abandon his dream home:

[Y]ou can’t really be a human being and not want some place to retreat into yourself, some place to collapse, some place to be at peace. That’s just neurology. One shouldn’t get in the habit of crying about having a best-selling book. But you can’t really sell enough books to become superhuman, to salve that longing for home.
Coates explained that, after his purchase of the home was publicized, his family would not be able to live there due to safety concerns and the perpetual stream of fans “showing up at your door (this happened once) or waiting for you on your stoop.”

“Our old neighborhood was not as quiet as we thought,” Coates wrote. “Nothing is quiet anymore—least of all us.”

The New York Times published a sympathetic write-up of Coates’ decision to cancel the move without mentioning some of the criticism directed at the author for his expensive taste:

The $2.1 million brownstone is “nestled on a quiet, tree-lined street,” and boast original hardwood floors and fireplace mantels, ornate wedding cake moldings, modern dine-in kitchen, garden terrace, and a “roomy backyard.”

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Jewish Groups are expressing outrage…

It seems like half the time I hear the phrase “Jewish groups” in the news, they’re doing something I hate.

So I decided to get scientific about it and put “Jewish groups” into a Google news search and see what came up.

It turns out that I really hate what many of these “Jewish groups” are doing. Parts of organized Jewry are on a suicide mission.

* Jewish Groups Cheer Obama’s Transgender Protections
Forward-3 hours ago
(JTA) — Amid controversy over new protections President Barack Obama has extended to transgender people, a number of Jewish groups …

* Jewish groups unite to defend Muslims from discrimination
The Times of Israel-May 13, 2016
Nearly a dozen Jewish groups are also backing legislation against banning entry to Muslims, prompted by a proposal for such a ban by …

* Jewish Groups Join Fight Against Anti-Muslim Discrimination
Forward-May 12, 2016
The statement noted that Jewish groups, including the AJC, backed legislation passed in 1988 that allowed servicemen to wear religious garb …
Nine Jewish groups back legislation to prevent US immigration ban
Jweekly.com-May 12, 2016

* Donald Trump Puzzles Jewish Groups by Failing To Create …
Forward-May 9, 2016
WASHINGTON — Donald Trump’s popularity is rooted in his outsider status, and that’s left Jewish and pro-Israel groups a bit stumped. After all …

* 9 Jewish Groups Push Back Against Donald Trump’s Muslim Ban
Forward-May 10, 2016
WASHINGTON ( JTA ) — Nine Jewish groups are among over 30 organizations backing a bill that would bar banning entry to the United States …

* Jewish groups unite against proposed Muslim ban in US entries
Daily Sabah-May 13, 2016
“Concerns about national security are mixing with unchecked anti-Muslim bigotry and fomenting unjust fear and scrutiny of Muslim refugees …

* Satmar Rebbe Rails Against Secular Education Bill; Moderate …
Forward-May 12, 2016
Moderate Jewish groups that are normally vocal on religious education issues, meanwhile, are staying stayed silent. The bill, introduced by …

* YouTube video of Markus Meechan’s pug giving Nazi salute is …
Daily Mail-Apr 20, 2016
Jewish groups have spoken of their revulsion after a man apparently taught his dog to do a Nazi salute and respond to racist slogans. Prankster …

* French Jews protest screening of Munich massacre film at Cannes
i24news-5 hours ago
Jewish groups in France have expressed their concern over the planned marketing at the Cannes Film Festival of a film they claim falsely …

* Canada prevents anti-Semitic comedian Dieudonne from entering …
Jewish Telegraphic Agency-May 11, 2016
Jewish groups had pressured Ottawa for two weeks to keep Dieudonne from entering Canada based on his numerous convictions in Europe …

* How Jewish groups plan to protest Trump at AIPAC
Jewish Telegraphic Agency-Mar 18, 2016
WASHINGTON (JTA) — Walk in wearing stickers. Stay out bearing placards. Get up and walk out when Trump walks in. Just don’t go. Go but …

* One way we can show our support for mothers in the paid workforce is to provide paid family leave. This past year more than 100 Jewish groups committed to doing so, bringing their policies into alignment with their Jewish values. But this step, by no means comprehensive even in the Jewish community, a long time in coming, took a great deal of convincing.

* Ted Nugent Blasted by Jewish Groups (and Gun Owners) Over …
TheBlaze.com-Feb 9, 2016
Rock musician Ted Nugent was criticized by Jewish groups Monday after posting a graphic on Facebook that branded prominent …

* Jewish groups call for swift Senate consideration of Obama’s …
Jewish Telegraphic Agency-Feb 19, 2016
WASHINGTON (JTA) — An array of Jewish groups joined a call on Senate leaders to consider whomever President Barack Obama nominates …

* Pittsburgh Jews Welcome Syrians As Trump Warns Of Danger
The Jewish Week-Apr 27, 2016
Among the other Jewish groups helping Syrian refugees is the Afya Foundation in Yonkers. Founded in 2007 by Danielle Butin, it makes …

* LGBT, Jewish groups respond to hate-filled anti-Israel protest at …
Jewish United Fund-Jan 28, 2016
LGBT, Jewish groups respond to hate-filled anti-Israel protest at Chicago conference. awb anti israel protest

* Rabbi Pruzansky’s Dismissive Comments on Rape Draws Outcry …
Haaretz-Apr 13, 2016
Rabbi Pruzansky’s Dismissive Comments on Rape Draws Outcry Among Jewish Groups. Jewish Orthodox Feminist Alliance calls for …

* Some Jewish Groups Waffle on Donald Trump Anti-Muslim Push
Forward-Dec 8, 2015
Amid widespread denunciations of Donald Trump’s proposal to bar Muslims from entering the United States, a handful of Jewish groups have …

* US Jewish groups back Obama on gun control initiatives
Jerusalem Post Israel News-Jan 5, 2016
Jewish groups praised new executive actions by President Barack Obama to reduce gun violence. On Tuesday, in an emotional White House …

* Ten Jewish Groups Urge Congress to Allow Syrian Refugees Into US
Haaretz-Nov 18, 2015
While Congress members consider not admitting Syrian refugees after the Paris attacks, Jewish groups argue that ‘turning our back on …

* Jewish Groups Call On President Obama To Take In Syrian Refugees
Huffington Post-Sep 17, 2015
LOS ANGELES (RNS) Advocates for Syrian refugee resettlement found unexpected allies as major Jewish groups have called on President ..

* Jewish groups slam Trump’s call for a database of US Muslims
Jewish Telegraphic Agency-Nov 21, 2015
(JTA) — Three Jewish groups expressed outrage and concern about Donald Trump’s claim that he would create a database to track all …

* Orthodox bodies, Conservatives join Jewish groups rejecting Trump …
Jewish Telegraphic Agency-Dec 10, 2015
WASHINGTON (JTA) — Two prominent modern Orthodox Jewish groups issued a joint statement rejecting Donald Trump’s call to ban Muslims …

* Jewish groups join call for sponsorship scheme for Syrian refugees
Jewish Chronicle-Dec 13, 2015
The Jewish groups were joined by the Muslim Council of Britain, the Methodist Church, the Bishop of Barking, the Diocese of Chelmsford and ..

* 11 Jewish groups join call urging Congress to accept Syrian refugees
Jweekly.com-Nov 19, 2015
Eleven Jewish groups are among 81 signers on a letter urging members of Congress not to roll back plans to accept Syrian refugees.

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My UCLA Economics Prof Interviewed By The WSJ

LINK: Mr. Roberts is decidedly not in the materialist camp. He has described himself as a believer, a religious Jew, and he has a penchant for literature. One of his books is an “economic romance” about a young high-school teacher who woos a colleague over talk of the invisible hand. In another of his novels, a heavenly magistrate sends a 19th-century economist back to America to discredit protectionism…

Several years ago, Mr. Roberts was pressed by a reporter to put a number on how many jobs the North American Free Trade Agreement had created. When Mr. Roberts replied that he had no idea, the reporter accused him of ducking the question. “He said—he literally said this—‘But you’re a professional economist,’ ” Mr. Roberts recounts. “He meant, ‘Isn’t that what you do? Isn’t that your job?’ And of course my answer is no. We’re not good at that.”

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‘These are refugees who simply want to get to safety they say’

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Lawsuit: New Haven Rabbi Sexually Assaulted Teen

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BRIDGEPORT — In a federal lawsuit filed Tuesday, a New Jersey man accuses a prominent rabbi from New Haven of repeatedly sexually assaulting him when he was a teenager.

The target of the allegation is Rabbi Daniel Greer, a well-known member of the Orthodox Jewish community in New Haven and a former member of the city’s board of police commissioners and governor’s commission on school choice. The suit was filed electronically in U.S. District Court in Bridgeport Tuesday morning, a court clerk said.

The suit names as co-defendants two schools run by the rabbi, Yeshiva of New Haven, Inc. and The Gan School, Inc. It accused the schools of “allowing the violent sexual abuse to continue unabated for years.”

It alleges that Greer sexually abused another male student as well.

According to a copy of the lawsuit, the plaintiff was sexually abused over three years, starting when he was 15. The copy was provided by attorney Antonio Ponvert III of Koskoff, Koskoff & Bieder.

During this time, the plaintiff was forced to engage in sexual acts and he was frequently given alcohol by Greer, the lawsuit said. It also said Greer showed the plaintiff pornographic films.

The plaintiff alleges the assault and abuse happened on school property, at Greer’s home, and in motels in Connecticut and Pennsylvania, according to the lawsuit.

The name of the plaintiff is on the lawsuit. The Courant has a policy of not naming victims of alleged sexual assaults.

The rabbi never was arrested but could be charged criminally, Ponvert said. The plaintiff didn’t go to the police when he was abused.

“At the time that it was happening he did not report it to police because he didn’t understand that what was happening to him was sexual assault and was a crime,” he said.

WIKIPEDIA: Rabbi Daniel Greer is the founder of the Yeshiva of New Haven and a one time candidate for the Democratic nomination for a New York State Assembly District. He was the father of Batsheba Greer, the lead plaintiff in case of the Yale Five.

Greer was born in New York City to Moses and Angele Greer. Angele was a native of Egypt and a graduate of the University of Paris. Moses was a graduate of City College of New York and a wholesale wool resaler. His parents were both Modern Orthodox Jews and Greer grew-up attending day school. He went to high school at the Manhattan Talmudical Academy.

Greer attended college at Princeton University where for his first two years he would eat alone in his room so he could have kosher food. He spent his junior year studying at Hebrew University of Jerusalem after which he switched from being a biology to being a near eastern studies major. After graduating from Princeton Greer spent a year studying talmud and related subjects under Joseph Soloveitchik.

Greer then entered Yale Law School where he was roommates with Jerry Brown. Other members of his Yale Law class included Gary Hart and Michael Horowitz. After graduating Greer worked for a short time at a Wall Street Law firm, but quickly moved into the administration of John V. Lindsay. He initially was an examining attorney for the Commissioner of Investigations, then general counsel and later Deputy Commissioner for Ports and Terminals.

During this time he also became affiliated with the Save Soviet Jewry movement and was one of the moving figures in getting the United States State Department to intervene in the Leonid Rigerman case. In 1971 he married Sarah Bergman, a Jewish day school teacher.

In 1972 Greer ran against incumbent Richard Gottfried for the Democratic nomination for the state assembly in one of the Upper West Side Manhattan districts. Both candidates tried to project themselves as running on a campaign plank for McGovern and Peace. However Greer was becoming disenchanted with the welfare state and even more so with Lindsay’s community control of schools which led to the firing of many Jewish teachers to make room for African-American ones.

In 1973 Greer and his wife went to Israel with work permits and plans to make aliyah. They arrived in time to be there through the Yom Kippur War. Greer apprenticed in law under Eliyahu Lankin, the man who captained the Altalena which (according to some) was sunk on the orders of David Ben-Gurion while Yitzchak Rabin led a charge killing those on the shore who sought to aid the Altalena crew to safety. Greer also studied to be ordained a rabbi with Yehoshua Neuwirth. Greer’s wife Sarah studied under Nehama Leibowitz. Their first son, Dov, was also born in Israel.

After moving to New Haven the Greers established an orthodox day school because there was not a sufficiently religious one in New Haven. Greer continued to work as a lawyer for 14 years. Daniel Greer also served as a time as the New Haven City Police Commissioner.

Over the years the Greers expanded their day school into a full Yeshiva with both an elementary school and boys and girls high schools (now defunct). He also formed various organizations to redevelop the neighborhood where his Yeshiva was located, including fighting the prostitution in the neighborhood.

Greers children went to Yale. After the change in policy in 1995 that required even students with families in New Haven to live on campus, he sought an exemption for his daughter Batsheva on the grounds that living in co-ed dorms that freely distributed condoms, had lectures on safe sex and co-ed bathrooms were incompatible with Orthodox Judaism. Yale refused to cooperate, so the Greers paid the rent on a room their daughter never even entered. In December 1997 Batsheba and three others brought a suit against Yale. The fifth of the Yale five had married three months earlier than planned to avoid having to follow Yale’s rules.

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Meet the Shomrim—The Hasidic Volunteer ‘Cops’ Who Answer To Nobody

We have shomrim in Los Angeles.

Los Angeles – Crime is on the rise. Sinister forces abound. Our local police force helps us feel safe and protected. But sometimes, they cannot do it alone. Recent budget cuts in the Los Angeles police department have raised concerns within the community. As these budget cuts are set in place, a new community picture emerges, one in which security forces are less accessible to those who need them the most.

Enter LA Shmira, a new kind of citizen’s patrol. Formed by Kalman Tzvi Lowenstein, LA Shmira provides for the needs of the Pico-Robertson community by protecting the security of the residents, and teaching safety and security. With a critical focus on high-crime areas, LA Shmira stands out for being unequivocally non-vigilante; trained and organized to work directly alongside and in full cooperation with the police department. They have a zero tolerance policy for politics, with a laser focus on their higher mission of meeting the community’s needs, no distractions allowed. LA Shmira members have all emergency contact numbers, such as fire and police departments and Hatzolah, on speed dial, for immediate contact in times of emergency. All members are C.E.R.T. certified and have undergone comprehensive training to prepare themselves to handle a state of emergency within the community.

The Los Angeles Shmira Patrol aims to build bridges of respect and cooperation amongst the diverse religious and ethnic groups in the community. Regardless of race or religion, LA Shmira is on hand to help and promote a higher standard of safe living. Members of LA Shmira speak a variety of languages, and can communicate with and assist all who need help, no matter what their language.

According to Wikipedia: “The Los Angeles Shmira Safety Patrol was originally founded in 2009 by Kenneth Lowenstein in the Pico/Robertson area of Los Angeles. After a slow start a former member of the Guardian Angels named Adam Kratt joined and helped revitalize the patrol. LA Shmira works closely with the Los Angeles Police Department’s Olympic Division and coordinates with the South Robertson District Council’s Safety Committee. LA Shmira currently has 20 members, including three rabbis and a Shmira Juniors program that includes 10 youths.”

The Daily Beast: NYPD Inspector Michael Ameri shot himself Friday in a Department car hours after the FBI reportedly questioned him for a second time about a series of alleged payoffs made by members of New York’s ultra-Orthodox Jewish community—including several big donors to Mayor Bill de Blasio—to high-ranking officials in the NYPD.
That probe has focused on lurid reports of diamonds for top cops’ wives and hookers for those cops on free flights to Vegas, but it’s also put a spotlight on a longstanding nexus of shady dealings between New York City politicians, including the mayor, the NYPD, and the Jewish community’s own “volunteer” police.
A few months before killing himself, Ameri cut ties with one such pretend police officer, Alex “Shaya” Lichtenstein, the New York Post reported. Last month, Lichtenstein was arrested and charged with offering thousands of dollars in cash bribes to cops in the department’s gun licensing bureau in exchange for very tough to obtain in New York City gun permits.
Lichtenstein reportedly bragged that he had procured them for 150 friends and associates, charging $18,000 a pop and paying a third of that to his police connections. According to prosecutors, the scheme had enabled a man with a prior criminal history that included four domestic violence complaints and “a threat against someone’s life” to obtain a gun.
In the criminal complaint, filed in Manhattan federal court, Lichtenstein was identified as a member of Borough Park’s private, all male, unarmed volunteer security patrol, known as the Shomrim (Hebrew for “guards” or “watchers”).
The complaint did not identify any of Lichtenstein’s alleged customers, however, but sources knowledgeable about the Shomrim are skeptical that he was obtaining permits on behalf of, or for, the Shomrim as an organization. Instead, they argue, it is more plausible that Lichtenstein was operating as a freelancer—albeit one who likely exploited police connections nurtured during his time as a member of the group.
After all, it is not exactly a secret that the Shomrim—along with others from the ultra-Orthodox community who serve as unpaid liaisons to various city and state law enforcement agencies–maintain close relations with members of the NYPD, and particularly those who serve in their local precincts.
For example, news sites and Twitter accounts that play to an ultra-Orthodox audience are littered with pictures of Shomrim hobnobbing with high-ranking police officers at pre-holiday “briefings,” honoring them with “appreciation” awards at community breakfasts or charity dinners, and even engaging in friendly competition at an annual summer softball game.
But Lichtenstein aside, it would be a mistake to conclude that for the Shomrim at least these relationships are motivated by the prospect of personal financial gain or status concerns, even though there’s no doubt that having an “in” with the cops can boost one’s standing in the community. Instead, access and influence are the means of achieving a more important communal goal: the freedom to operate as the de facto police force of their communities, but with backup from the cops in the most dangerous situations.
In some sense, it is almost as if the Shomrim view the NYPD as their auxiliary police.

The first of these Brooklyn patrol groups were formed in the 1970s in the Hasidic neighborhoods of Crown Heights and Williamsburg in response to rising neighborhood crime and the belief that the police were not up the task of keeping Jews safe. (The journalist and author Matthew Shaer traces the roots of the Crown Heights patrol to a Hasidic rabbi and teacher named Samuel Schrage, who in 1964 founded a group called the Crown Heights Maccabees following the alleged assault of Hasidic students by a group of black youth and the attempted rape of a rabbi’s wife by a black man.)
Today, Shomrim (and in some cases, rival groups known as Shmira) exist in every ultra-Orthodox neighborhood in Brooklyn (and in other ultra-Orthodox communities in the U.S. and abroad). The groups operate independently and, while their leaders are fond of characterizing them as the “eyes and ears” of their communities, responding to hotline calls about everything from vandalism, missing persons and attempted robbery to domestic violence and even sexual abuse, they do much more than watch and listen. In Brooklyn, they are equipped with SUVs and cruisers tricked out with “police package” flashing lights, sophisticated two-way radio dispatch systems, bulletproof vests and outfits emblazoned with shields that look an awful lot like NYPD ones—all paid for by donations and, in some cases, government largesse funneled to them by members of the City Council.
While they lack the authority to make arrests, even with those similar shields, the Shomrim often do things like search, chase, apprehend, and detain.

Indeed, as the head of the Borough Park Shomrim explained to the Village Voice’s Nick Pinto in 2011, people in the community call Shomrim because “they want to see action right away, not get caught up in a lot of questions and answers…Not that that isn’t the right way for the police to do it—who am I to say they shouldn’t ask a lot of questions?”
But people also call Shomrim—as opposed to 911—because, after all, cops are outsiders. And outsiders cannot always be counted on to be sensitive to the specific concerns of the religious community, concerns that include the desire/obligation to protect other Jews from the long arm of the law. And so, while the Shomrim are not averse—and sometimes quite eager—to help cops nab a suspect who is not one of their own, they can be much less forthcoming when a fellow Jew is the suspect.

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